i was going though all of my 5 things posts (kind of a long story) & realized i forgot one. it's probably more than one, but this one that stuck in my mind (i don't know why. it was way back in 2011) & i can't find any posting of it here.
plus i really messed up the numbering, jumping from 145 to154. but the dates indicate that there was only a couple of weeks between postings, so it's most likely just a numbering error & not a bunch of skipped ones. it's too much of a hassle to fix, so i'm just going to leave it. anyway, here's the one that i (remember) that i missed.
The five most interesting alternate teams that came through the gate in 'Ripple Effect'.
the team that came from an earth where germany had won world war 2. they
all spoke german & were part of a resistance movement against the
nazis.
the one that came from matriarchal society. they had some trouble taking directions from males.
the team that came from a world where the people had a speech pattern like yoda. it got on everyone's nerves after awhile.
the one from an earth that had been mostly conquered by rome in ancient times. they spoke latin & carried short swords.
the team that came from a world in the middle of world war 3. it took a lot to make them go back.
Showing posts with label five things. Show all posts
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Monday, March 31, 2014
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
five things #195 (1) final
5 times elizabeth felt like she was running a kindergarten
a couple of the exploration teams got into a name-calling match that got childish very quickly.
a few scientists got cranky in the afternoons, until elizabeth suggested naps.
some people had a hard time with the concept of “sharing.”
sometimes a disagreement ended with someone sticking their tongue out at the other person.
elizabeth wishes she had a dollar for every time she heard a “did not!” “did too!” exchange.
a couple of the exploration teams got into a name-calling match that got childish very quickly.
a few scientists got cranky in the afternoons, until elizabeth suggested naps.
some people had a hard time with the concept of “sharing.”
sometimes a disagreement ended with someone sticking their tongue out at the other person.
elizabeth wishes she had a dollar for every time she heard a “did not!” “did too!” exchange.
Friday, October 25, 2013
five things #194 (2)
5 pegasus dishes sheppard could not eat.
john was told it was a desert. frankly, it looked like crap on a plate. maybe it was like the finnish mämmi, but he wasn’t taking any chances. john snuck his portion back on the platter with the rest of it.
they said it was an ale of some sort. it was like a thick milkshake & smelled like cat pee. john dumped it back into the pitcher when no one was looking.
the stuff looked like a pile of cooked ground beef, but had a grey slime on it. john gave it to a dog-like animal that was hanging around.
it looked like the bowl was filled with very large rice krispies. they were making crackling noises, but no milk had been poured on them & john was sure a couple of them moved. he pretended to trip, spilling the whole bowl on the ground.
the fruit looked kind of like an apple, but had a rind similar to an orange. once peeled, the smell reminded john of diesel fuel & the part you were supposed to eat was sort of fuzzy. ronon seemed to be enjoying his, so john gave it to him.
john was told it was a desert. frankly, it looked like crap on a plate. maybe it was like the finnish mämmi, but he wasn’t taking any chances. john snuck his portion back on the platter with the rest of it.
they said it was an ale of some sort. it was like a thick milkshake & smelled like cat pee. john dumped it back into the pitcher when no one was looking.
the stuff looked like a pile of cooked ground beef, but had a grey slime on it. john gave it to a dog-like animal that was hanging around.
it looked like the bowl was filled with very large rice krispies. they were making crackling noises, but no milk had been poured on them & john was sure a couple of them moved. he pretended to trip, spilling the whole bowl on the ground.
the fruit looked kind of like an apple, but had a rind similar to an orange. once peeled, the smell reminded john of diesel fuel & the part you were supposed to eat was sort of fuzzy. ronon seemed to be enjoying his, so john gave it to him.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
five things #193 (3)
5 times radek zalenka tells rodney off in czech (and what he says).
author’s note: all translations were done by google translate. any mistakes are theirs.
Sunday, October 06, 2013
five things #192 (4)
5 english words daniel prefers to use the abydonian version of.
fart
the abydonian word loosely translates to; a small wind.
stupid
the abydonian word, roughly translated, is rock head.
jerk
in abydonian word is, more or less, rude person.
manure
the abydonian word loosely translates to; animal droppings
f*ck
in abydonian the sexual version of the word, roughly, translates to; intense coupling.
fart
the abydonian word loosely translates to; a small wind.
stupid
the abydonian word, roughly translated, is rock head.
jerk
in abydonian word is, more or less, rude person.
manure
the abydonian word loosely translates to; animal droppings
f*ck
in abydonian the sexual version of the word, roughly, translates to; intense coupling.
Monday, September 30, 2013
five things #191 (5)
4 things sam did for christmas & 1 she didn't
the 4 she did;
called her brother mark to catch up.
sent gifts to all of her friends kids, as well as her niece & nephew.
take cassie shopping for jack’s present.
treat herself to a spa package.
the 1 she didn’t;
kiss jack under the mistletoe at the SGC christmas party. even though she was just drunk enough to use that as an excuse.
the 4 she did;
called her brother mark to catch up.
sent gifts to all of her friends kids, as well as her niece & nephew.
take cassie shopping for jack’s present.
treat herself to a spa package.
the 1 she didn’t;
kiss jack under the mistletoe at the SGC christmas party. even though she was just drunk enough to use that as an excuse.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
five things #190 (6)
4 things jack did for christmas & 1 he didn't
the 4 things he did;
drop off treats & toys for the dogs at the shelter he volunteers at.
help wrap presents for the patients at the VA hospital.
take cassie christmas shopping.
introduce teal’c to his two favorite christmas movies: die hard & die hard 2
the 1 he didn’t;
kiss sam under the mistletoe at the SGC christmas party. even though he was just drunk enough to use that as an excuse.
the 4 things he did;
drop off treats & toys for the dogs at the shelter he volunteers at.
help wrap presents for the patients at the VA hospital.
take cassie christmas shopping.
introduce teal’c to his two favorite christmas movies: die hard & die hard 2
the 1 he didn’t;
kiss sam under the mistletoe at the SGC christmas party. even though he was just drunk enough to use that as an excuse.
Thursday, September 05, 2013
five things #189 (7)
5 things people added to rush's hallway scribbling
kilroy was here.
(with the standard doodle)
867-5309; jenny
there once was a woman from venus, whose body was shaped like a
(for some reason this was never finished)
hey, telford! your mother wears combat boots!
--yes, she does. what about it?
chloe + matt 4 eva
(both deny writing this)
kilroy was here.
(with the standard doodle)
867-5309; jenny
there once was a woman from venus, whose body was shaped like a
(for some reason this was never finished)
hey, telford! your mother wears combat boots!
--yes, she does. what about it?
chloe + matt 4 eva
(both deny writing this)
Monday, August 19, 2013
five thing #188 (8)
5 things brought back to SGC which had to be returned
1. a large colorful tent that a tribal leader gave sam after she commented on it.
2. a crate of fruit that about 9 out of 10 people at the SGC were allergic to.
3. 50 sheep, plus 2 shepherds, that a village mayor insisted mitchell have after he commented on how they were more fluffy than earth sheep.
4. candles that set off the fire suppression system when they were lit.
5. jonas quinn
1. a large colorful tent that a tribal leader gave sam after she commented on it.
2. a crate of fruit that about 9 out of 10 people at the SGC were allergic to.
3. 50 sheep, plus 2 shepherds, that a village mayor insisted mitchell have after he commented on how they were more fluffy than earth sheep.
4. candles that set off the fire suppression system when they were lit.
5. jonas quinn
Monday, August 05, 2013
five things #187 (9)
5 incidents that everyone agreed to never, ever mention again
that thing with, uh....you know who on that one planet.
how a half-track ended up in the community pool 3 towns away.
what happened after daniel’s birthday party that one year that caused him to flinch every time someone mentioned the internet for a month afterwards.
how 6 new recruits ended up in their underwear....unconscious....in a dog park....in wyoming.
that noodle incident.
that thing with, uh....you know who on that one planet.
how a half-track ended up in the community pool 3 towns away.
what happened after daniel’s birthday party that one year that caused him to flinch every time someone mentioned the internet for a month afterwards.
how 6 new recruits ended up in their underwear....unconscious....in a dog park....in wyoming.
that noodle incident.
Thursday, July 18, 2013
five things #186 (10)
5 things talked about at girl's poker night
sex. the strange places they had it & the odd requests they’ve gotten.
men. the ones in their lives, the ones they fantasize about & the ones that got away.
clothes. what they bought & what they wished they could buy.
work. how it sometimes seems overwhelming & how often what they do goes unappreciated.
children. their friends’, their relatives’ & the ones they probably won’t have because for their jobs.
sex. the strange places they had it & the odd requests they’ve gotten.
men. the ones in their lives, the ones they fantasize about & the ones that got away.
clothes. what they bought & what they wished they could buy.
work. how it sometimes seems overwhelming & how often what they do goes unappreciated.
children. their friends’, their relatives’ & the ones they probably won’t have because for their jobs.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
the beginning of the end
the next set of five things i post are from the final 10 i did at the site. i can't believe it's been like 9 months since it folded up. i still miss it.
Saturday, July 06, 2013
five things #185
Five secrets about Daniel that only Sam knows.
he had night terrors for about a year after his parents died.
that he ran away from three foster homes.
daniel is pretty sure he only became an archaeologist because his parents died.
that if hadn’t gotten scholarships to college, he would’ve joined the navy so he could go to school on the G.I bill.
daniel sometimes regrets that he ever started drinking coffee.
he had night terrors for about a year after his parents died.
that he ran away from three foster homes.
daniel is pretty sure he only became an archaeologist because his parents died.
that if hadn’t gotten scholarships to college, he would’ve joined the navy so he could go to school on the G.I bill.
daniel sometimes regrets that he ever started drinking coffee.
Friday, June 28, 2013
five things #184
Five things that go wrong on an average day at the SGC
they always run out of something. copy paper, blue jello & band aids top the list.
someone gets hurt in a, usually preventable, accident. slipping on a wet floor or over doing a workout.
things get misplaced. usually important stuff like a report that a department head wants yesterday.
stuff breaks. and it takes 10-12 weeks to get a replacement. after filling out the request in triplicate.
the laundry ruins or loses some article of clothing. often right before an important meeting.
they always run out of something. copy paper, blue jello & band aids top the list.
someone gets hurt in a, usually preventable, accident. slipping on a wet floor or over doing a workout.
things get misplaced. usually important stuff like a report that a department head wants yesterday.
stuff breaks. and it takes 10-12 weeks to get a replacement. after filling out the request in triplicate.
the laundry ruins or loses some article of clothing. often right before an important meeting.
Friday, June 14, 2013
five things #183
Five things Jack told himself in order to stay sane
it could be worse. he wasn't sure how, but it could be worse.
jack reminded himself that millions of people on hundreds of worlds went though things every day that break a lesser person.
it would be over soon. one way or another.
jack reminded himself that he was not alone, he had his team with him.
when all else failed, he ran though simpson episodes in his head.
it could be worse. he wasn't sure how, but it could be worse.
jack reminded himself that millions of people on hundreds of worlds went though things every day that break a lesser person.
it would be over soon. one way or another.
jack reminded himself that he was not alone, he had his team with him.
when all else failed, he ran though simpson episodes in his head.
Thursday, June 06, 2013
five things #182
Five times Cam bought Sam breakfast
he got her belgian waffles after she rejoined SG-1.
he bought her pancakes and sausage when they stayed up all night talking after they had to leave daniel while he was holding off adria.
mitchell got sam her favorite bagels after she returned from that alternate reality.
he got her coffee and chocolate croissants to celebrate the defeat of the ori.
mitchell bought sam freshly made crumpets to go with some jam his mother sent the morning after she accepted his proposal.
he got her belgian waffles after she rejoined SG-1.
he bought her pancakes and sausage when they stayed up all night talking after they had to leave daniel while he was holding off adria.
mitchell got sam her favorite bagels after she returned from that alternate reality.
he got her coffee and chocolate croissants to celebrate the defeat of the ori.
mitchell bought sam freshly made crumpets to go with some jam his mother sent the morning after she accepted his proposal.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
five things #181
Five lives a Daniel lived on the other side of the Quantum Mirror that our Daniel doesn't know about
1. going against most people's expectations, daniel became a librarian. he now works at the library of congress.
2. several years after divorcing dr. sarah gardner, he married catherine langford's niece sabrina gosling. they're expecting twins this fall.
3. daniel wasn't on the original abydos mission due to needing his appendix removed. afterwards, he was able to help get funding for the stargate program by testifying in front of a congressional committee.
4. he got burnt-out in college & quit to work in a coffee shop. after 10 years was given the chance to buy the owner out when she retired, he did and now owns two, with plans to open a third next year.
5. daniel refused to join SG-1 after apophis came to earth because of his obligations on abydos, his wife & new-born son chief among them. a few years later he died after his appendix burst.
1. going against most people's expectations, daniel became a librarian. he now works at the library of congress.
2. several years after divorcing dr. sarah gardner, he married catherine langford's niece sabrina gosling. they're expecting twins this fall.
3. daniel wasn't on the original abydos mission due to needing his appendix removed. afterwards, he was able to help get funding for the stargate program by testifying in front of a congressional committee.
4. he got burnt-out in college & quit to work in a coffee shop. after 10 years was given the chance to buy the owner out when she retired, he did and now owns two, with plans to open a third next year.
5. daniel refused to join SG-1 after apophis came to earth because of his obligations on abydos, his wife & new-born son chief among them. a few years later he died after his appendix burst.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
five things #180
5 times a member of SG1 had to go to the dentist.
teal'c went when he developed an impacted wisdom tooth.
sam went in to replace some bridge work after losing control of her motorcycle when she hit a patch of gravel.
jack had to go when he had a tooth knocked out during a pick up game of hockey.
daniel went in after accidentally chipping a tooth on his coffee cup.
mitchell had to go when he broke a tooth on a cookie that a woman he was dating baked for him.
teal'c went when he developed an impacted wisdom tooth.
sam went in to replace some bridge work after losing control of her motorcycle when she hit a patch of gravel.
jack had to go when he had a tooth knocked out during a pick up game of hockey.
daniel went in after accidentally chipping a tooth on his coffee cup.
mitchell had to go when he broke a tooth on a cookie that a woman he was dating baked for him.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013
five things #179
Five things Teyla dreams about
she dreams about earth a lot.
teyla often dreams of being the matriarch of a large clan. the number of children & grand (sometimes great-grand) children vary, but her team members (and their offspring) are always included.
she dreams of the combat lessons she had in her youth. in these dreams she forgets what to do & she is quickly disarmed.
teyla dreams of flying around atlantis like a bird & swimming through the nearby waters like a fish.
she dreams about the wraith far too often for her taste.
teyla often dreams of being the matriarch of a large clan. the number of children & grand (sometimes great-grand) children vary, but her team members (and their offspring) are always included.
she dreams of the combat lessons she had in her youth. in these dreams she forgets what to do & she is quickly disarmed.
teyla dreams of flying around atlantis like a bird & swimming through the nearby waters like a fish.
she dreams about the wraith far too often for her taste.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
five things #178
Five crimes SG-1 committed off-world
trespassing.
loitering.
possession of stolen goods
disturbing the peace
public urination.
trespassing.
loitering.
possession of stolen goods
disturbing the peace
public urination.
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