in honor of the 7th harry potter book

i found this [scary voice]harry potter of doom spoiler generator[/scary voice] while lurking around live journal (that sounds bad, doesn't it?) and thought since the world will stop tomorrow (at least for a while) i'd attempt to lighten things up.

note: i'll be getting my copy at a later date

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks by using Mooncalf dung Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: A man with an orange on his head starts a new socialist republic near the Horcrux cave Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Hermione Granger becomes an obsessive Lord of the Rings fan using the Whomping Willow Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

well that just makes no sense at all

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ginny Weasley discovers Jesus and becomes a Bishop shortly after discovering a new lost book of the Bible Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

i can see this one happening