Jack's five favorite insults he's managed to throw at a Goa'uld
are your parents siblings? (daniel always points out later that according to most myths this is likely)
next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
i'll never forget the first time we met; although i'll keep trying.
we can always tell when you are lying. your lips move.
your mother was a snow blower! (they never get this, but it makes sam giggle so he tosses it out now & then)