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Thursday, October 31, 2013

halloween '13

stay safe if you're going out trick or treating tonight.

hope you get all the goodies you like.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

five things #195 (1) final

5 times elizabeth felt like she was running a kindergarten

a couple of the exploration teams got into a name-calling match that got childish very quickly.

a few scientists got cranky in the afternoons, until elizabeth suggested naps.

some people had a hard time with the concept of “sharing.”

sometimes a disagreement ended with someone sticking their tongue out at the other person.

elizabeth wishes she had a dollar for every time she heard a “did not!” “did too!” exchange.

Friday, October 25, 2013

five things #194 (2)

5 pegasus dishes sheppard could not eat.

john was told it was a desert. frankly, it looked like crap on a plate. maybe it was like the finnish mämmi, but he wasn’t taking any chances. john snuck his portion back on the platter with the rest of it.

they said it was an ale of some sort. it was like a thick milkshake & smelled like cat pee. john dumped it back into the pitcher when no one was looking.

the stuff looked like a pile of cooked ground beef, but had a grey slime on it. john gave it to a dog-like animal that was hanging around.

it looked like the bowl was filled with very large rice krispies. they were making crackling noises, but no milk had been poured on them & john was sure a couple of them moved. he pretended to trip, spilling the whole bowl on the ground.

the fruit looked kind of like an apple, but had a rind similar to an orange. once peeled, the smell reminded john of diesel fuel & the part you were supposed to eat was sort of fuzzy. ronon seemed to be enjoying his, so john gave it to him.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

five things #193 (3)


5 times radek zalenka tells rodney off in czech (and what he says).

author’s note: all translations were done by google translate. any mistakes are theirs.


Wednesday, October 09, 2013

the magic dual color test

You are Red/Blue!
You are Red/Blue!
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
You are both rational and emotional. You value creation and discovery, and feel strongly about what I create. At best, you're innovative and intuitive. At worst, you're scattered and unpredictable.

Sunday, October 06, 2013

five things #192 (4)

5 english words daniel prefers to use the abydonian version of.

fart
the abydonian word loosely translates to; a small wind.

stupid
the abydonian word, roughly translated, is rock head.

jerk
in abydonian word is, more or less, rude person.

manure
the abydonian word loosely translates to; animal droppings

f*ck
in abydonian the sexual version of the word, roughly, translates to; intense coupling.

Thursday, October 03, 2013

what flavor milkshake are you?

You Are a Banana Milkshake
You are happy to go your own way in life. You've always felt a little different from everyone else.
You are content to have your own thing going on... you just don't like getting attention for it!

You love variety and new experiences. You are quite creative and experimental.
You believe that there is a lot to still be discovered in this world, and you're hoping to find some of it.